FREESHAVOCKADOO

YOU ARE FLAWLESS OKAY

macarena-of-time:

i love saying fuck me because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly

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thaebae: “ curvycorinneranga: “ spitefulreality: “ hermes-whore: “ maryburgers: “ maryburgers: “ riskpig: “ luthienebonyx: “ telanu: “ britney2007spears: “ hoodoo-hoodlum: “ I’m so mad because this worked ” help me roger ” Reblogging myself...

thaebae:

curvycorinneranga:

spitefulreality:

hermes-whore:

maryburgers:

maryburgers:

riskpig:

luthienebonyx:

telanu:

britney2007spears:

hoodoo-hoodlum:

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because

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Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

let’s do it, roger

Roger helppppp

I need you Roger!

ROGER PLEASE

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blackblocberniebros: “ motorizedmycologist: “ denzelle: “ denzelle: “for some reason i definitely thought this was going to be one of those fuckin… infinite chocolate things. or like, some really weird trick involved. literally it’s just “put the...

blackblocberniebros:

motorizedmycologist:

denzelle:

denzelle:

for some reason i definitely thought this was going to be one of those fuckin… infinite chocolate things. or like, some really weird trick involved. literally it’s just “put the tomatoes in some dirt and they grow into MORE TOMATOES 😱” which like… yea… that IS how plants work but i don’t know if it’s a life hack

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THIS #LIFEHACK IS TOO POWERFUL YOU WILL LITERALLY GET AN ENDLESS SUPPLY

grocery stores hate him! local man discovers gardening

Lifehack: literally just agriculture

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accio-shitpost:

how is it that the best hp content came from a guy fucking about with a bunch of puppets and a group of excitable college kids

(via aoyamastan)

accio-shitpost:

how is it that the best hp content came from a guy fucking about with a bunch of puppets and a group of excitable college kids

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Anonymous asked: wait, you have a girlfriend? I thought you were bi..

rationalisms:

this is the most incredible message i have ever gotten i’m going to donate it to a museum

politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

(via scamsfyi)

pokepops: “This is the Pretty Good Abra. Reblog for a Pretty Good 2017. ”

pokepops:

This is the Pretty Good Abra. Reblog for a Pretty Good 2017.

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hptrash:

Hagrids dad fucked a giant and Jk Rowling won’t tell me how

(via seedy)

elidyce:

androgynistic:

is there a word for “i’m okay but it’s a fragile kind of okay so be gentle with me”? 

I nominate ‘I’m eggshell fine’. Currently whole but easily crushed again.

(via seedy)

bookipsies: “ awwww-cute: “ My friends corgi fell asleep in class ” What fucking willy wonka school do these people go to where they can bring FUCKING SLEEPY PUPPIES ”

bookipsies:

awwww-cute:

My friends corgi fell asleep in class

What fucking willy wonka school do these people go to where they can bring FUCKING SLEEPY PUPPIES

(via humorrelated)